Dilder Full Board Rev 1 — One Green Rectangle to Rule Them All
After two months of breadboards, flying wires, hot-glued battery clips, and a stack of off-the-shelf modules taped to the inside of a 3D-printed case, the Dilder is finally a single board. One PCB. One green rectangle the size of a chocolate bar. Everything the octopus needs to live, lives on it.
This is a huge milestone, so this post is the friendly tour — what got built, what got learned, and why the silkscreen says "The Dildafication Begins" on the front.